Hey Houell, what's the most fun "you" have. Show us how "your" life and interests are superior. Come on Houell, list "your" fun things that you do, instead of whinging like a yapping dog about other peoples' fun - - - - - - - - - or does the most fun you have consist of sitting on your bum in front of a computer screen while whining and whining and whining?

Haha. Always good to get some bites. You lot cant help yourselves.

My life and the good times therein aren't something I feel I need to share benq. With you lot especially. I have friends and people I care about for that. People are different and the things I enjoy you wouldn't be able to relate to. Hence I wouldn't bore people I don't know with delightful depictions of what I enjoy.

Basically I have no interest in your favourite tea, so I cant comprehend a strangers interest in mine. Though naturally, I do enjoy eliciting cries of indignant outrage from people, and mocking all things 'nice' and wholesome.

Now, does anyone have some nice recipes for blueberry pie? Sunshine, on my shoulders, looks so loooooovleeyyyyy.

Houelly,

I think your attitude is all a cover -

I'll bet you're really a seventy year-old spinster who wears support stockings, a butterfly brooch and drives a canary yellow Hyundai.

I've got a rather nice pumpkin scone recipe if you're interested

Dear Poirot,

Nah, Houellie reminds me of the children's
story about ,"Grunter: the story of
the pig with attitude!"

It's a story of how not to treat your
fellow man, or pig! And it has an
explosive ending.

The animal's name is Granville, but he's
known as Grunter, because that's what he does!

He hates everything and everyone. He's overfed,
overweight. He is mad, bad, angry, and sad.
(and dangerous to know on days with a
"d" in).

He has serious attitude, and shocking wind!

Yesterday, he flattened the farmer, spat on the
cat, dunked the dog, catapulted the cow, and
mashed three short-sighted mice into the mud.
The day before, he bit the badger, grabbed the
goat and choked the chicks with one of his
outbursts. He ran amok in the muck, sat on the
sheep, and dropped something dirty on the duck!

The other animals thought that he was too big for
his trotters. The other animals thought that he
should be taught a lesson...

Anyway, it's a fun story ... And as I said
reminds me so much of Houellie.

Holly, "Basically I have no interest in your favourite tea"

Then why do you feel the need to interrupt the discussion. I'm was quite enjoying this especially given it's involved some I disagree with strongly at times. Your contributions are the creative equivalent of a burglar taking a crap on the carpet. If you don't like the thread then go elsewhere.

R0bert

Dear RObert,

I fully agree with you.

Although I'd go a bit further.
Houellie has what Americans call - "chutzpah,"
unmitigated impudence or effrontory.
More than just taking a crap on your carpet.
It's taking a crap on your front door mat,
then ringing the door-bell and asking you for
toilet paper.