Good one Pelican,

Kofi Annan
Maxine McKew
Barack Obama
Ayatollah Ali Khanenei
Cardinal George Pell
Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso
Angela Merkel
Stephen Hawking

Good for starters, even better if a few OLO'ers crashed the party.

I missed out Kate Winslet to compliment Kiera and Sophie.

Don't any of you know it's rude to talk about politics or religion at the dinner table?

I'm amazed at some of the dry boring people that others want to invite. I mean imagine listening to Chomsky and Pilger all night, they'd send me to sleep! I've read a lot of their work and my values are left of centre but seriously what are they gonna add to a dinner party. It's a dinner party not a Twenty20 summit. I sense some people take life way too seriously, or are after some sort of Kudos for being an intellectual by reflection. Actually, I now proudly invite Paris Hilton!

I did think of inviting 'The Rodent' over to a BBQ, and see if he could stop it with one of his BBQ stoppers.

usual subject
we voted to join your table

ours had too much testosterone

satan rushed off in a huff [and jesus said he had to rush off he left mumbling so many parties , so many parties ,and they all just want to hold my hands and keep poking me in the ribs]

ok im going too far [theses are real people to me]
satan has been isssjudged [so he says] he asked eve did god forbid you] he said adam could have forgiven eve-r [three ways] he was her father [his rib] he was her brother ,

the brother too can forgive a sister a foolishness[same dna ,except god repared the 'Y' chromosone [put in two 'x's ,not the mark 1 'Xy']
anyhow im a bit tired[so going to have a long lay down]

this note just to let you know there comming
[oh stan [satan] is back ,
he loves to be called stan[so if stan comes you know ]

ps
darwin is driving you know he drives so slow [allways looking for that latest update god sends us occasionally][he said the missing links in his finches is astounding ,but he hasnt found the missing links that suposedly join the tree together ,claims it may end up being a spagetti tree[gave him a big laugh that did] but i couldnt see the joke[eistein got it straight away]

what was that lord
oh ok

see ya
johan9

US
Precisely ... that's why we need gate crashers.

i would have an evening of absolute laughter and the dinner would be informal, with lots of booze.

My guests:-

Bill Cosby
Pam Ayers
Benny Hill
Norman Wisdom
Dave Allen
Rodney Carington
Dick Emery
Max Miller
As you can see, I enjoy a good time and lots of laughter.

Dear Pelican,

I'm glad that you liked my lists - but it's you
I've got to Thank for starting this entertaining
thread.

Dear Romany,

I don't think it would take too long for us to work
out who's who.

Dear Bronwyn,

I could keep going with more lists of OLO posters -
but I think that I've used up my posts for now.

Perhaps I'll try again tomorrow.

Dear Steel Mann,

Thank You for your kind words.
And for paying me such a high compliment.
As some one once said,

"Kind words can be short and easy
to speak,
But their echoes are truly endless."