SHAKE YOUR MUFTI MUPPETTS.By KC and the Taliband.
Firstly put on the music by KC and the Sunshine Band,"Shake Your Booty",if you're old enough to remember.Then we begin.

Everybody get your meat off the floor,let's dance,
John wants the Mufti to to stay,
Why don't we send him away?
No,shake him at Keat/ing.
Shake,shake,shake,Sheik,sheik,sheik,
Shake your Mufti,

Don't sway your hips that way,
I can't say nay,let's pray.
Shake,shake,shake,sheik,sheik,sheik,
Shake him at Keat/ing.

Head banging cats will prowl,
Looking for weapons of mass seduction,
Shake,shake,shake,sheik,sheik,sheik,
Shake your Mufti.

PS. Feel free to add your own verses of humour.
A special invite is given to Sheik Hilarious.