cont'd

ooops - sorry for the typo. I meant to say 'sexual prowess."
(Not 'prowness.') :0

Dear Foxy,

Well I guess old Hugh tries to keep up the image, due the magazine
etc, but you have old Rupert Murdoch, still popping out kids.
Then a heap with mistresses. They say that old Kerry had one right
to the end. Perhaps they just held hands :)

Paul McCarthy's last ex, was around 30 years younger. Even one
of the Stones, hitched up with a 20 something when he was 50 something. The list goes on an on.

The thing is, when you ask women what is the most important thing
in their life, the majority will say its their kids. When you
ask them why they married the guy that they are with, because
he's a good provider, is a pretty common answer.

Fair enough, that is nature for you. Its not all like in
Hollywood :)

I see that in Sydney, Gordon Ramsay the chef is being overwhelmed
by women. I guess he'd make a great cuckoo.

Dear Foxy

That Viagra stuff sounds very risky eh? I must suggest to my friend with the overcoat that he'll live longer if he takes up croquet.

Yabby says: "According to Dickie, most of those old guys must be buggered, but we constantly see old business tycoons with young, cute wives or mistresses!"

Oh gawd I'm again reminded of another friend - a female in this case who married an old codger, not for his sexual prowess but the prestige.

This comes with a price when you attempt to copulate with a geriatic who's a born optimist, when the lovely young trophy emerges from the marital bed, subsequent to the futile marathon, bleary eyed, bandy and with a battered undercroft!

Dear Yabby,

You're absolutely right.

Gordon Ramsay would make a great cuckoo.

But, I should tell you,
he actually prefers older women!

Dear Dickie,

I'm reminded of a joke ...

An old codger married a very young female.
When his old friends asked him,
"Aren't you worried about the age difference, and what about your stamina?"
The old codger replied,
"Ah, well, if she dies, she dies!"