In keeping with the theme of 'gross beach apparel' here's a little ditty which is intended to make you laugh (so don't be offended, please):

"There isn't much to really say,
The aim's to take our breath away.
The only thing that's worse than this,
Is a great big pair of sagging tits!"

Foxy

Hee hee

And men get both saggy boobs and balls - perhaps they should be the ones in burqas?

That was funnyyy, Foxy.

Fractelle, are you talking about something like this?:

http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2007/12/burqa-for-men.html

ROFL

Celivia, that is hilarious - no more worries about the effects of gravity.

think we're finding out what the girls talk about when they off to powder their noses...ya gotta love 'em

A propos of Foxy's little ditty - anyone else get that e.mail which concluded with the memorable words:

"Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone!
But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband." ?