Of course men are necessary, how else could women get pregnant shack up with another bloke, and have the paternal father of the child pay half the childs upbringing, no women would in her right mind would pass up that sort of money by becoming pregnant using other means.

Now there is a bitter and twisted man that I like. I wish I had thought of that one.

Of course men are necessary. I'm afraid that when it comes to opening jars, we're just plain better.

Sorry if that ticks off any feminists, but it's true. My jar opening skills are up there with the best of them.

Take heed, lesbian social engineers. This plan is folly. It will leave you with vast quantities of pickled yams that simply can't be accessed.

Did you stop and think about the pickled yams? Huh? Did you?

It started from the outside and worked its way in.

Redheads em both.

:"He's a sick Old Man"

Signed two highly bonded adult Sons

An executive dreams up an idea,
has an assistant who says it can't be done,
and a secretary who does it!

or -

He took his misfortune like a man -
he blamed it on his wife.

or -

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son,
and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

or -

Australian men think feminism means treating women as sequels.

God nade man fight over women how cruel is that?