Hi AC,

Australia needs a Count Binface! He might be full of garbage, but he never screws up, but he does flip his lid from time to time. Are you ready to serve? Don your BIN! I will be your campaign manager, and chief political adviser, assisted in that department by "Goldie" my pet goldfish (for a small fee of course)!

Policy announcement: Australia will restrict immigration to 130 million. But that doesn't of course include chinks, towel heads, curry munches or refos from Monte Carlo. Australia desperately needs 100 million additional nose pickers and bum scratches to aid our struggling farmers, and not to mention our struggling miners like Gina, who is desperately short of nose pickers and bum scratches, Gina cannot reach either! The Lovely Pauline has been doing that job for her, but she has to leave soon and do PM stuff, whatever that is.

Don't tell anyone but I stole that got the gem of a immigration policy from that Commie, Nazi Jehovah Witness new fella from One Nation.

BTW, I don't think that noddle in NSW screwed up, like any good politician he wanted to announce good news, its gotta be worth an extra 1,000 votes, but whose counting!

Bessent PANICS as World DUMPS US Bonds - $1T BAILOUT Fuse Has Been Lit
http://youtu.be/3X19HQb-xy0

Australian Beef Flooding Supermarkets. Can it be stopped?
http://youtu.be/MTW_JZLY21w

Aussie beef is half the price of local beef, so why are we paying so much?
Is our beef cheaper to buy in a foreign country than it is here?