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Australia Needs Count Binface

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With a Melbourne Cup size field of 34 starters, and with none of the major parties standing a candidate, Nigel Farage the leader of the Reform UK Party, managed to win his own seat of Clacton, in a by-election. The by-election was called when Nigel resigned the seat, after he was accused of pocketing 5 million pounds in undeclared donations from a cryptocurrency tycoon located in Thailand. Short of a politician taking undeclared donations from the Mafia, that might be seen as, not a nice thing to do by some, but that's another story.

The real story from this by-election was the fantastic result for the second placed candidate, Count Binface, the count is easily recognised, as the intergalactic space warrior who wears a garbage bin on his head in public, somewhat fitting for a politician, don't you agree? The Count managed to score 27% of the popular vote. I attribute his success to his solid political manifesto. Count Binface had the policies that cut through with voters, including a cap of 99p on all 99 Flake Ice Creams, excellent innovative progressive policy.

As the count didn't actually win the election, he is now at a loose end. Australia needs a Count Binface! I suggest as both Albo and Angus have been ineffective at countering the popularity of the Lovely Pauline, that they don garbage bins upon their heads, re-brand themselves as intergalactic space warriors, and go on the attack! It can't be any worse than they are doing now.
Posted by Paul1405, Saturday, 15 August 2026 11:30:53 AM
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Leader of the Recyclons from the planet Sigma IX.
Didn't Albo win with 33% of the vote?
Count Binface got 27% a decent effort.
Posted by Armchair Critic, Saturday, 15 August 2026 9:50:40 PM
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Hi AC,

Count Bin Face is up there with the Lovely Pauline. On meeting the Japanese PM, If the Lovely Pauline was to meet her, she doesn't know her name, all she could say; "What ya do'n here Fried Rice, get the F out of here, we're be'n flooded with Asians and YOU Muslims!"

I think we already have our own Count Bin Face, minus the bin, its The Mad Katter, just don't call him a Lebo! He'll punch ya lights out! Then we have Barnyard Joy, who likes to get down and dirty on public footpaths, and abuse his mobile phone. Now that's a vote winner, my kinda polys.
Posted by Paul1405, Sunday, 16 August 2026 6:01:55 AM
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Why are we spending half a billion on gun buybacks?
Don't they realise any fool can just go bunnings and buy a nailgun with a rechargeable battery..

One owner, 371 guns: The Sydney stockpiles targeted in major new surrender scheme
http://www.theage.com.au/national/one-owner-371-guns-the-sydney-stockpiles-targeted-in-major-new-surrender-scheme-20260815-p60okw.html

Minns: 'But we promised the Jews'

50 times the amount we spend on a normal persons safety.
That's how much we had to spend protecting these genocide supporters.

If it didn't close the Strait of Hormuz
If it didn't cost us a 50% price increase on fuel at the pump.
If the follow on affects aren't costing us at the supermarket.
If their stupid M/E wars against Muslims didn't result in blowback.
If they hadn't been attacking countries for 30+ years in the region.
If they didn't have 50 times the amount for others spent on them for 'security'
If the stupid nation they're loyal to wasn't built on terrorism from Day 1.

Why do we have to pay for it?

I pay at the fuel pump, I pay during my weekly shop.
How else would you all like me to pay for these people?

Or maybe they'd just prefer 'help yourself access' to my wallet and accounts?

What a crock of shite.
No-one even asked the Bondi f-wit why he did it.
- And we're spending billions on security and gun buybacks to protect people who seem to want to start a holy war with Islam.
Posted by Armchair Critic, Sunday, 16 August 2026 9:14:58 AM
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Hi AC,

"Why are we spending half a billion on gun buybacks?" Now that is something our Count Bin Face could take on board. Cheaper guns for ALL! BIN THE GUNS POLICY. Do you know they don't sell guns at the school Tuck Shop anymore, not even in high schools. How is Little Johnny going to express himself in the appropriate manner when he fails Science, if he hasn't got an AK47 to let the teacher and fellow students know what he thinks of failure, as he yells: "DON'T YOU OPPRESS ME!" and lets them have it. Its all about free expression these days, that's what's important! Agree?
Posted by Paul1405, Sunday, 16 August 2026 3:05:33 PM
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The differing views on guns explained...

The right thinks they are for hunting and self-defence because that's what they use them for.

The left thinks they are used to kill people because that's what they use them for.
Posted by mhaze, Tuesday, 18 August 2026 1:35:10 PM
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mhaze is trying to pull one of those Jedi mind tricks again.
Trying to blame the left for what the Zio's are doing.

YOU supported the Zio's you fool and now THEY'RE coming for your guns.
Via recommendations and action in the wake of Bondi.
If you want anyone to blame go look in the mirror.

You supported the RC on Antisemitism which became an official tissue festival for every unhappy Jew whose feelings were ever hurt and who now demand action and taxpayer dollars.
Maybe you should've stood with me from Day 1, and simply wanted answers about why the 2 Bondi idiots did it, one's still alive you know.

And I told you the answer 'Blowback from Gaza and M/E wars' more than likely.
Posted by Armchair Critic, Tuesday, 18 August 2026 2:24:16 PM
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Hi Trumpster,

You can't get the gig as Count Bin Face, YOU have your Buffalo Horns and Face Paint outfit. Are YOU not the QAnon Shaman and Yellowstone Wolf?

As for who would uses guns, did YOU not support the shooting of an innocent black man Ahmaud Arbery by vigilante Whites? I though YOU said it was a case of White justice!
Posted by Paul1405, Tuesday, 18 August 2026 4:05:37 PM
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"Trying to blame the left for what the Zio's [Zionists??]are doing."

No it really is the left. doing it. Its just that all you ever see is Joos.

"innocent black man Ahmaud Arbery "

Who is Ahmaud Arbery?

"I though[t] YOU said"

That's your problem Paul, You never think. Just spurt out rubbish.
Posted by mhaze, Tuesday, 18 August 2026 4:46:02 PM
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Hi Trumpster,

Why are you denying all knowledge of Ahmaud Arbery. Mr Arbery was an African American, out for an innocent morning jog near Brunswick in Glynn County, Georgia. Arbery was fatally shot by three White men who were acting as vigilantes. The Police failed to arrests the three murderers, despite being at the scene of the crime. After a public outcry, the police were forced to lay murder and other chargers three months later. It happened next door to your home state of Alabama, maybe you were at a Klan meeting, or something that day, and missed the news!
Posted by Paul1405, Tuesday, 18 August 2026 6:47:12 PM
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Why don't I know anything about the death of someone in a backwater town in a backwater state in a different country 5 years ago!? Seriously?

Why don't you know about the death of Ksenia Boldina.

"That's your problem Paul, You never think. Just spurt out rubbish."

"maybe you were at a Klan meeting".....more spurted rubbish.

BTW, not that you'll know or care or understand, but have you seen the details of how the klan was being funded by the left so they'd be able to claim to be fighting right-wing extremists? You know, fund your enemy because your funding requires that there be an enemy.
Posted by mhaze, Wednesday, 19 August 2026 7:54:06 AM
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Well, I'm not trying to take your guns mhaze.
I hope you're responsible with them and don't let any of these crazy kids get anywhere near them.

"No it really is the left. doing it. Its just that all you ever see is Joos."
- Well maybe you're right, but you gave them a cue when demanding action.
That's democracy for you.

What would the right have done, sent troops and warships?
- Order the nations sons and daughters to die for Israel?
Posted by Armchair Critic, Wednesday, 19 August 2026 9:02:15 AM
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Hi Trumpster,

Ksenia Boldina was a student at Kerch Polytechnic College, gunned down along with 20 others by a deranged student at the College in 2018. A most heinous violent crime, the perpetrator was able to purchase a shotgun legally and later bought 150 rounds from a gun store. Good argument for gun control. Agree, best thing Little Johnny Howard ever done, was to get rid of dangerous guns. The worse mass murder in recent Australian history was not committed by a Muslim or an Asian, not even a migrant, but by one of your own, Anglo-Saxon Celtic people, Martin Bryant, murdered 35 at Port Arthur Tasmania 1996. In fact hundreds, if not thousands of innocent native born Australians have been murdered by British immigrants and their offspring since they started arriving in 1788.

"how the klan was being funded by the left" Anyone who would fund the Klan, left or right is a lunatic in my opinion. Are donations tax deductible?

"a backwater state in a different country" From your previous posts, I gathered you were from Alabama, Georgia is your next door neighbour. Do I have to teach you geography as well?
Posted by Paul1405, Wednesday, 19 August 2026 10:10:08 AM
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" gathered you were from Alabama,"

The only thing you gather is more evidence of your reversion to childhood.

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AC,

You do realise the buy-back is voluntary don't you? No of course you don't. All you can see is the evil Joo that you imagine is behind it all.

Actually, it doesn't concern me but some of my friends are cook-a-hoop over the buy-back on the basis that they'll make quite a financial windfall.

It's all performance art. The NSW government, facing an election next year, had to be seen to be doing something. This is something so they had to do it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politician%27s_syllogism
Posted by mhaze, Wednesday, 19 August 2026 11:45:36 AM
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Hi Trumpster,

With your blind adulation of Crazy Donald, and your love of the MAGA movement, and your unwavering support of Donald's war with Iran, etc, tariffs on Australia, which YOU love. Your unhinged belief that Donald won the 2020 election, and the Capitol riot was okay with YOU. I thought YOU must be an American, with your white supremacy notions, it would be appropriate to believe YOU are from the state with the motto "We dare defend our (White) rights." Alabama. You're not from Alabama? YOU could have fooled me.
Posted by Paul1405, Thursday, 20 August 2026 6:00:05 AM
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Well you're easily fooled.
Posted by mhaze, Thursday, 20 August 2026 7:23:05 AM
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Hi mhaze,
"You do realise the buy-back is voluntary don't you? No of course you don't. All you can see is the evil Joo that you imagine is behind it all."

I don't own any firearms, so I haven't dug into all the details.
But from what they are parading on the tv, they're saying law changes will take 250k guns away from you lot, by reducing the number of firearms that license holders are allowed to have.

"Actually, it doesn't concern me but some of my friends are cook-a-hoop over the buy-back on the basis that they'll make quite a financial windfall."
- Yes I imagine so, I thought the prices offered seemed pretty decent compared to what was probably paid for some of them.

"It's all performance art. The NSW government, facing an election next year, had to be seen to be doing something. This is something so they had to do it."
- Minns is very pro-Israel either way.
Posted by Armchair Critic, Thursday, 20 August 2026 10:34:19 AM
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Minns completely screwed up that Lily Hooper announcement.
What an incompetent fool, that's unforgivable.
Posted by Armchair Critic, Thursday, 20 August 2026 9:41:38 PM
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Hi AC,

Australia needs a Count Binface! He might be full of garbage, but he never screws up, but he does flip his lid from time to time. Are you ready to serve? Don your BIN! I will be your campaign manager, and chief political adviser, assisted in that department by "Goldie" my pet goldfish (for a small fee of course)!

Policy announcement: Australia will restrict immigration to 130 million. But that doesn't of course include chinks, towel heads, curry munches or refos from Monte Carlo. Australia desperately needs 100 million additional nose pickers and bum scratches to aid our struggling farmers, and not to mention our struggling miners like Gina, who is desperately short of nose pickers and bum scratches, Gina cannot reach either! The Lovely Pauline has been doing that job for her, but she has to leave soon and do PM stuff, whatever that is.

Don't tell anyone but I stole that got the gem of a immigration policy from that Commie, Nazi Jehovah Witness new fella from One Nation.

BTW, I don't think that noddle in NSW screwed up, like any good politician he wanted to announce good news, its gotta be worth an extra 1,000 votes, but whose counting!
Posted by Paul1405, Tuesday, 25 August 2026 4:52:35 PM
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Bessent PANICS as World DUMPS US Bonds - $1T BAILOUT Fuse Has Been Lit
http://youtu.be/3X19HQb-xy0

Australian Beef Flooding Supermarkets. Can it be stopped?
http://youtu.be/MTW_JZLY21w

Aussie beef is half the price of local beef, so why are we paying so much?
Is our beef cheaper to buy in a foreign country than it is here?
Posted by Armchair Critic, Wednesday, 26 August 2026 2:22:40 PM
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