First it was Federal rorts by the Coalition government in Canberra, with accusations of funds being allocated according to which party the local member represented, the good old colour coded spreadsheet in action, with the blue is good, red is bad mentality. When it comes to swimming pools and car parks that's bad enough, but BUSH FIRE RORTING is beyond the pale for any decent Australian to accept. That is exactly what former NSW Nationals leader John Barilaro is accused of engaging in.

"New South Wales Labor leader Chris Minns has referred former deputy premier John Barilaro to the state’s anti-corruption commission for his alleged intervention on a $100m bushfire program, which saw Labor electorates miss out on funding."

Minns said; "It should be a basic tenant in Australia that if you need help in the time of a disaster, and it makes no difference who you voted for.” Well maybe it does in the case of the NSW Coalition.

"The NSW Audit Office on Thursday found there was a lack of "transparency" and "integrity" in the funding of projects, as well as the decisions made by Mr Barilaro. (Barilaro's) office also put forward 35 projects – with their electorate location next to it. " Funding went mostly to Coalition electorates The Audit Office report found the highest impacted LGAs were “either wholly or primarily” in Coalition electorates but two highly affected LGAs - Blue Mountains City Council and Tenterfield Shire Council – were in Labor electorates. Projects in these two areas were excluded from the $100 million Fast-Tracked stream.

Nope. This time it is a Labor/Greens rort.

Shadow,
How so?

You would say that SM, with a Premier who likes to dress up in his Nazi outfit whilst doing his regular bit of Bible bashing. Then there's the former Premier 'Big Nose' Gladys who gives away millions of taxpayer dollars whilst engaging in pillow talk with a sleazebag boyfriend. Then there's 'Barrels' and his form on the corruption score, with a job for the boy. Well you wouldn't vote for them next month would you?

Pauliar,

We now have a PM that is going to mince through Sydney with his boyfriends in the gangreens.

Shonky,

Will you be there on the sidelines with Nazi Dom and Redneck Pete, in your snappy black uniforms chanting; "Down with faggots!" I do believe Albo will be wearing a very tasteful sequenced outfit designed by Madame Roger of Kings Cross, done in red of course. You can't miss Albo, he'll be just behind the 'Dykes On Bikes' on the Archy Pell Memorial Float. There's still plenty of room for you and the lads to hop on board, The Mad Monk and Little Johnny have booked their spots. I can just picture Redneck Pete coming down Oxford St in his g-string and nothing else, dancing to the tune of 'In The Navy' by The Village People, a sight to behold no doubt!

Hi Paul,

I can't understand all this rorts business - and why
it has to go on in the first place. I guess the temptations
are too great for some. Or party pressures and influences
speak for themselves. Still on the more positive side -
Thank You for recommending "Cirque Mother Africa," to us.
We're definitely going to buy tickets - it looks great.
They'll be in Melbourne at the Palais Theatre in May. I'm
sure my grand-kids would love them as well.

Did you watch Q & A last night? Good show. And the Liberal
MP Keith Wolahan turned up as a guest on the panel. He's from
my electorate (replaced Kevin Andrews). He actually seemed
like a normal person - which came as a surprise. Perhaps the
Libs should encourage more younger people into their party.
It couldn't hurt. They seem more honest.

cont'd

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! To one and all!

Be kind to each other.

Pauliar,

Will you be on the sidelines with your mate paedo Doig in your village boy outfits?

shadowminister,

Peter Dutton will be there in his policeman's uniform
(hat and all) - swaying his hips and
moving to the Whitney Houston song - "I Wanna Dance With
Somebody!" It would be kind to join him - he's feeling a
bit lonely at present and needs a friend.

Hi Foxy,

Before the Federal election our local LNP MP promised his sons soccer club a $4 million grant when ScumO' and the gang got re-elected. Talk about a sense of entitlement, even a couple of LNP helpers I spoke to on election day were incensed by that possibility, with no due process, nothing. Unfortunately the grub got back in with a substantially reduced majority.

Been a busy week for Redneck Pete, first was hate the darkies, then hate the refos, now its hate the gays, and its only Tuesday. This guy was a copper for 10 years, went in as Constable Clod, 10 years later he quit still a Constable Clod. All well that ends well, Daddy had a job waiting for Redneck Pete in the family sausage business. Me thinks Redneck's strategy is tell em' you hate minorities and then the majority will vote for you. FAT CHANCE!

And Juliar gave $2m in extra funding to Tony whinger's electorate and Labor is busy pork-barrelling their electorates. So what.

More Coalition corruption has been uncovered in New South Wales. Finance Minister, Damien Tudehope has been exposed as the owner of thousands of dollars worth of shares in the private toll road operator Transurban, whilst making ministerial decisions favourable to the company. Dimwit Dam claimed no knowledge of the shares, claiming he never bothered to read his share portfolio. This stinks like a pound of prawns in the hot Sun! Will Nazi Dom arsehole Dimwit Dam, wait and see.

Dear Paul,

Just a bit of information. I received a package that
I had ordered from "BW Tribal Australia" clothing
(situated in Brisbane). It's a 100% Australian
Indigenous owned brand operating since 2012. They've
been supporting Australian Indigenous artists as well
as having their own in-house artist.

I ordered a couple of tops and they are magnificent.The
colours are vivid, the designs superb. The quality first
class. I am so happy. I can't wait to wear them. Wow!

I'm sure your wife would love the designs. Check them out
on the web.

Hi Foxy,

My wife tells me 'BW Tribal' have some great indigenous gear, in fact some stunning designs in general, there prices are reasonable, I'm an earthy person myself, favourite colours are reds and yellows, orange, rich brown etc, Te is with greens and blue's, purple is her favourite. she has a some very nice Indigenous shirts from Australia and Aotearoa. Also she has genuine clothing from Fiji and other places. I have about a dozen Fijian shirts myself, my favs are black and white designs, some times red, our Fijian family don't like people calling their shirts "Hawaiian shirts", they are different designs. But like all indigenous items there's always cheap Chinese counterfeits.

Hi Paul,

I'm so glad that I've discovered BW Tribal.

Their designs are fantastic. I'll be wearing one of them
tomorrow. We're going out for lunch with the family. It's
my husband's birthday. So I'm really looking forward to it.
I just can't decide which one to wear.

Hi Foxy,

Have a good lunch, happy birthday hubby.

The Dimwitted NSW Finance Minister Damian Turdhope has gone, forced to resign. How can you hold a share portfolio for 10 years and claim, "I've never bothered looking at it, so I didn't know what was in it". There was thousands of dollars worth of Transurban shares in his portfolio, a company that was benefiting from decisions made by Dimwit Dam as minister, and so it would seem was this corrupt Liberal dimwit as well.

Hi Paul,

Thanks. I'm really looking forward to the lunch.

It's awful when corruption is discovered in our
elected politicians. I guess the temptation is too
hard to resist for some - especially when they get into
positions of power.

I've taken tours of the old parliament house and of course
I've been in the new one many times. Both places are awesome.
I think what an honour it would be to work there. What a
privilege. Shame on the ones who mis-use their positions for
personal gain.

The LIBERALS have a new candidate running in NSW, we'll call him Porno Pete. Seems upper house LIBERAL MP Peter Poulos has been sharing explicit pornographic photo's of, wait for it, another female LIBERAL MP, the photos have been doing the rounds with Porno Pete's Liberal mates.

Shadow, has Porno Pete sent you copies?

shadowminister,

At next months NSW State election will you be voting for the 'Three Stoogers' 'Nazi' Dom, 'Dimwit' Dam and 'Porno' Pete? Me thinks so!

I certainly won't be voting for greens paedo Jono Doig or Labor paedo Orkopoulos.