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Heart-rendering testimony at the Robodebt Royal Commission
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When the real good folk come to power, a new scheme of debt recovery will be introduced, it will be called 'ROBOPENSION'. A 'Form Letter' will be computer generated and sent to all aged welfare recipients. I have designed the letter personally. It's as follows;
Dear Mr XXXXXXXX
Greetings and salutations from The Department of Pensioner Debt Recovery.
How is your (Lumbago, arthritis, dementia, incontinence) the computer will randomly choose and insert one, I think that line will give the letter that caring personal touch from the department, showing empathy for the intended victim.
Then we get straight to the nitty-gritty.
PAY UP BUDDY NOW! THE RIP OFF'S OVER! (I think that's clear enough)
Cough up $XXXXXX.XX (The computer will randomly insert a six figure amount) within 24 hours otherwise you will be visited by our debt recovery officer, 'ROBOCOP' and he ain't a nice fella! (I think that's to the point, but without any possibility of instilling any fear into the intended victim.)
If you have any concerns with this debt, don't bother replying, we've got ya dead to rights BUDDY THE JIG IS UP!
Signed.
Compurter G48N10
P/S Have a nice day. from the friendly computer folk at Pensioner Debt Recovery.
I think my letter is possibly stern enough, but still compassionate.