Tim,
A very entertaining piece, I loved it all of it, if we don't retain our sense of humor we may as well be dead.

I do hope your final prediction is wrong, and OLO does invite you back, happy days mate.

Funny Tim - you forgot two predictions though.

I predict that at some stage this winter there will be an unusually hot day and the Greens will blame global warming.

I predict that at some stage this summer there will be an unusually cold day and the Greens will blame global warming.

t.u.s

And I Tim predict you'll eventually realise two things if not this year then sometime after you reach twenty:

Labor and especially Kym haven't the answers for Australia.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

As you have amply demonstrated, Keith, by your use of "after you reach twenty".

I predict Tim Dunlop will this year come out of the closet as a McChimpy Halibushton HoWARd loving RWDB! The hippy chicks mightn't like him anymore but at least he won't be living a lie.

It was funny though Tim, keep it up!

I predict that Boaz will post soon.

I predict Redneck will will slag someone out.

I predict that wit will one day be the highest form of sarcasm on OLO.

I predict Rancitas' will one day become even less appreciated than he already hasn't been.

I predict that one day people will refuse to vote for fear that a Government will get in.

Thanks Tim a post from a person of Rancitas' own very serious attidude(sic).

I could go all day but I predict I won't. (Tim's Humour)

Thanks Tim.

One prediction will not come true.

"I predict that Kim Beazley will say something that will fit the following four criteria: Not a regurgitation of something the Coalition has already done; politically important; coherent; extremely popular with the electorate."

He hasn't in 30 years so why should he start now, I try to vote Labor but Kim is a big worry.

My prediction, Peter Beatie will resign as premier of Qld. Force a by election in a Federal seat. Win the leadership of the ALP. and win the next election.

We just won't have a hospital system, or electicity. But we will have branch stacking and brown paper bags for the Democrats.

But of course teflon Pete is a darling of the coal industry so he will be right at home.

I wonder how many times little Tim thinks about Tim Blair each day. I predict that in 2006 Tim will come out of the closet, eschew politics, take "The Road To Surfdom" onto Livejournal and post nothing except pictures of Tim Blair until the end of time. OMGWTFBBQ!

Timothy

As I'm a thought refugee from the bitchiness of The Road to Surfdom you're not a funny man.

Pete