A "shakedown" it is. A shakedown by some tarts who use their natural attributes to make a living, and saw an opportunity to make extra money out of some immature boofheads who believe their own legends. It's impossible to decide which of the two groups is the worst. Neither should be given the attention they are getting from the salacious media.

Salacious = not merely telling you something indecent, but presenting it in a way that encourages you to take pleasure in knowing the indecent details.

My daily Telegraph is on-board with this story obsessively; it’s where all the sporty people of life’s understanding go for their “updates”! ho ho.

And no, Im not inconsistent, all my newspaper reading is of those I find discarded in the garbages around town…their free, and so they should be.