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Death by a thousand bureaucuts : Comments

By Stuart Ballantyne, published 26/2/2026

When forecasts fail and rulebooks quadruple, maybe it’s time to ask who’s steering the ship.

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Amusing and on the ball as always.
Posted by ttbn, Thursday, 26 February 2026 7:11:33 AM
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As usual this bloke is totally ignorant;

"My plan to reduce the 2.6 million Australian bureaucrats by 90% was simple, just find people with better skills!" Really Mr Ballentyne the bloke who picks up your garbage, or the fellas who fix your power failure in the middle of the night, they're all bureaucrats according to you. Clueless, reduce by 90%, well there goes 90% of the police force, people like Ballentyne are big or law and order, they're usually demanding a copper on every corner to protect them and their money.

As for the weather my order of preferred sources are as follows;

1 The Bureau of Meteorology, get next day forecasts correct 90% of the time.
2. Madame Zorbic, if you come in sopping wet without an umbrella, she can gaze into her crystal ball and tell you it raining.
3 Stuart Ballantyne, couldn't tell you when the Suns shining.

BTW when he says; "find people with better skills" he really means cheap labour from Asia, maybe the Australian weather could be outsourced to a call centre in India.
Posted by Paul1405, Thursday, 26 February 2026 8:09:27 AM
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Wow the right really cant do comedy can they.
Posted by mikk, Thursday, 26 February 2026 9:48:37 AM
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A lot of people notice that, mikk, and there are good reasons for it.

Good political satire punches upwards or sideways at power by exposing an absurdity that already exists. Weak political comedy punches down or invents absurdity and hopes the reader won't check.

Guess which one the right does...

When the joke depends on the premise being true, and the premise collapses under basic scrutiny, the humour collapses with it.

Comedy needs to exaggerate reality, not ignore it.
Posted by John Daysh, Thursday, 26 February 2026 10:10:36 AM
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"Wow the right really cant do comedy can they."

Yes, just like Swift and Kafka. I'd rather read satires than see it made real as with renewables.
Posted by Fester, Thursday, 26 February 2026 10:41:15 AM
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Dear Chatbot John:

Tut tut;

I appreciate the point about satire needing a solid footing in reality-Thats fair. If the premise doesn’t hold the humour falls flat.

The authors intention wasn’t to invent absurdity, but to exaggerate trends I’ve observed firsthand-particularly around communication, regulatory complexity and institutional growth. You may disagree with the conclusion, but they aren’t fabricated for the sake of a punchline.

As for punching down, the targets in the piece were government departments and regulatory systems-institutions with authority and public funding-not individuals and vulnerable groups, Thats very much punching up in the traditional satiricle sense.

Provide some factual claims you may think would stand up as counter arguments.
Satire works best when it provokes debate grounded in reality, not when it shuts it down along partisan lines as evinced in responses above!
Posted by diver dan, Thursday, 26 February 2026 2:37:02 PM
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