Surely Stuart, in your meeting with God he referred you to the good book viz Ecclesiastes 1:13.
to help find your own solution which effectively says, using wisdom and hard work is the way to think out the answer: Here’s a hint for a leg-up, don’t support the Devil by voting for him!

"As you know, I (Stewart) lived in a place called Australia and the Government and bureaucracies there were jam packed with fools."

Have you ever considered the fool might be the bloke who thinks everyone else is a fool? As for a conversation with a non existent mythical being called God, why not a conversation with that other mythical being called the Devil. Go the whole hog and have conversations with Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and those little fellas down at the bottom of the garden.

Bonger 1495.

Your such a nasty little thing aren’t you…tut tut.

Nuremberg Dan,

Flattery will get you everywhere. One of your favorite war criminals the Zionist Fuhrer Netanyahu has ordered his army of goons to construct a huge Gazan ghetto where they can then herd hundreds of thousands of innocent Palestinians into forced confinement. Then the Zionist can implement a "final solution" to the Palestinian problem, once and for all.

p/s The present method of liquidation, starving and shooting isn't working fast enough for some of the extreme far right Zionist leadership! Agree?