We need someone with the gumption to protect our Antarctic territory from Communist China.

ttbn

#..We need someone with the gumption to protect our Antarctic territory from Communist China.#

Sonar penetration of the three klm deep ice sheet has revealed a native stone fish trap. I believe the total of the Antarctic continent is now subject to a Native title claim, but is delayed due to a counter claim by a relative of a Dinosaur whose credentials are being scrutinised by archaeologists on Seymour Island as I speak.

Hi ttbn
Maybe America will threaten us economically like they plan to with the Danes and buy it from us for a pittance citing 'National security'?
- 'If you don't help us with our national security, then we won't help you'
Maybe Trump will drop the word tariff he likes so much?

America should change its national emblem from a bald eagle to a locust.