Dearest Paul. The Nimbin cup cake 1405.

As a survivor of a militarist family, I was indoctrinated with the family creed of survival which read like Moses Ten Commandments:

Top of the list as commandment one and equivalent to thou shaft not kill, was thou shalt not raise thineself above the rank of corporal;

Second was of course, thou shalt not volunteer under any circumstances.

The third commandment; thou shalt at all times fight fight fire with fire.

Religiously and assiduously adhering to those three essential dictates in particular, ensured my continued breathing to this day, and is the prime reason I am now able to impart my superior intelligence and lessons from vast life experiences to topics of debate on OLO against the leftist onslaught of stupidity.

Nuremberg Dan,

"As a survivor" Oh! you were on that TV reality show, eating grubs and jumping off 1,000 foot high cliffs? Reading your enlightening posts on OLO, how do you get the time, considering you spend half the day channelling Adolf and Heinrich, did you know if is wasn't for that pesky war, the lads were going to form a comedy duo, a copy of Laurel and Hardy. I definitely conclude you are superior to the average Blockwart (IQ 40) and would recommend your immediate promotion to the rank of Crankynutter (IQ 50) second class. I've caught you out confusing the Irish with the Scottish, next thing you'll be telling me my bottle of 'Chivas' was bottled in Belfast! Sacrilege!