AT ATTENTION - Trump, Guterres, Netanyahu, Abdullah, Abbas: this is the plan for you to follow and also your last warning - or else The Singer will not be happy and you do know, don't you, what happens when The Singer is not happy?!

True, this plan is terrible for your people, they will all lose, but you cannot trick The Singer with such crocodile tears since he sees to your intestines and knows too well that most of you (except one, he too tottering on his throne) never cared for them anyway. Oh, you say that two of you are not in control any more? Never mind, just re-assert your control of your insignificant people, whatever it takes - learn from Putin, The Singer's best and most obedient slave among the living!

For know ye, puppets, unless you forget your silly people and follow this plan to the dot instead, the wrath of The Singer will remain upon you forever without bounds, then you will never have a moment of peace because then The Singer will never wake from his dream of "the 100 years-old Arab-Jewish conflict" and will continue tormenting you forever without reprieve with his OLO articles, that being so far the second-worst thing he did to you after tricking his old rival into expelling you from the Garden of Eden.