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Greed and fear reign in Oz : Comments
By Malcolm King, published 27/3/2020This is a story about the behaviour of the 'quiet majority' who of late, have adopted the malignant and selfish values of corporate Australia.
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Better an Adeladian pissing into the tent (and missing badly) than pissing out.
First condemn all businesses then all people.
Well I'll have you know Malcolm "Fraser" King that I bought TOILET ROLLS
today in a pack of 10 at 11.30am precisely. No oldies were looking or queuing at 6am for my pleasure. Ample 10 packs were on the shelf for all to clutch in their pathetic little hands.
I, like many cunninglinguists, live out in the Provinces. Not your pathetic middle sized city.
As I clutched the pack of 10 to my ample breasts I looked around. "Is this real? Am I on Candid Camera or close circuit TV? No!"
You may call me concieted Malcolm BUTT I've placed my TOILET ROLLS on the dining table for my cloying family to admire for 4 hours.
Said Toilet Rolls are:
"Sorbent: Always soft - Always strong"
"Since 1952"
"Silky White" Racist I'm not.
"10 Embossed Rolls. 180 Sheets (or is that Sh-ts?)"
"100 x 105 mm"
And, being a thorough throne sitter, I looked at the back, Malcolm Baby, which reads: "Back in 1952, we proudly transformed the outhouse routine from an unpleasant chore into something a little more enjoyable." etc. etc.
So eat you heart out Malcolm babe.
I've got your TOILET ROLL ration for the next 10 weeks.
Don't come crying to me when your Mum
Can't wipe your Bum.
Poida