A busy Surgeon rushing to keep up with his workload, had a requisition shoved under his nose for his signature. He whipped his hand into a breast pocket and pulled out a renal thermometer.

I say, he said, some bum's got my Biro.

Two men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!

Dave had a week away at a nudist colony for a holiday. And came home severely sunburned where his mum never kissed him. Groaning with both pain and embarrassment. He sought his mum's advice.

Mum said, try a little cream son. Of course, meaning the sunburn cream in the bathroom cabinet.

Anyhow, around a half hour later his girlfriend Myrtle passed by the milking shed, saw Dave, his old fella out and stirring the full cream can with it.

Aw gee Dave, she said, I didn't know you had to fill it like a fountian pen!
Alan B.

Don, it is not a laughing matter. Who can risk the fate of Bill Leak?