If the law is changed to include same-sex couples will same-sex heterosexuals be able to marry each other or will you have to be homosexual?

What does everyone think?

Phanto, if two people of the same sex seek to marry, then it is likely that they are homosexual. If they are not, then perhaps the Mental Health Act is more applicable than the Marriage Act.

Is there anything you'd like to tell us?

//If the law is changed to include same-sex couples will same-sex heterosexuals be able to marry each other or will you have to be homosexual?//

If the law doesn't change, will homosexuals be able to marry people of the opposite sex or will you have to be heterosexual? Elton John married a woman, and he is gayer than Santa under the influence of nitrous oxide (beyond the balance of probabilities and a shadow of a doubt).

How on earth are we going to get couples to prove they're straight before they tie the knot? If the powers that be can't suss out that Elton John is bent and let him get hitched to some sheila, how are they going to stop all the wily and somewhat less flamboyant gay people trying to game the system? It's a legal nightmare.

Dear Phanto,

<<If the law is changed to include same-sex couples will same-sex heterosexuals be able to marry each other or will you have to be homosexual?>>

Unless they are going to add a special draconian clause, or rather a new and unprecedented draconian law, forbidding the marriage of two same-sex heterosexuals, then things are going to remain as they are now, where everyone is able to marry anyone (and anything) they like.

LGBTS now having children at their perversion fests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqEkPjUbmIA

//LGBTS now having children at their perversion fests//

I encourage everybody to watch runner's video. It gives a fascinating, if slightly disturbing, insight into what runner finds perverted: a father of a bride giving a touching speech.