Prediction 18:
People who are not funny, and who have no skill in writing comedy, will attempt to write articles which to them seem gloriously satirical and demonstrative of their razor sharp wit. They will fail.

PREDICTION 18

When the Green King is in the Old Growth Forest counting out his money and a black cat claws the Bishop, the Abbott will say: “The Devil’s in the detail.”

Alice (in Warmerland)

Prediction 19 and a bit.

As it cools the warmers will transforem into deniers, run around naked to prove it's warm and shrivel into hollow cadavers.

But where are the blood sacrifices required to ward off climate change? We need sacrifices on a high altar, complete with rituals. Failing prisoners taken in battle maybe we can sacrifice Bob Brown? He's always going on about saving the planet; now is his chance. Suggestions anyone? No, not me, my sprit is far too sceptical too appease the climate change gods. We need true believers.

Prediction 20: The Queen's Treasury will invent a new game, called "How many times can we pass money back and forth, taking a bit off the top each time, before it all gets into the hands of the Public Service?"

Facepalm for teh fail

CYNICAL- CYNICAL OH YOU ARE SO CYNICAL, but seriously folks there must be some truth in "Global Warming"-"Climate Change" or whatever it is called at the moment, Christine Miline is knitting me a grass skirt for the greatly reduced price of only $1000.00 and wonderful Bob Brown is making me a Bamboo push bike for the small consideration of only $10,000.00 do you really think they would sacrifice themselves if there was no truth in all of this, must go now, time for my medication.

Michael, thanks for lightening this debate with your humor and for providing a platform for even more OLO comedy.

What you have done is confirm the start of the next phase of this warming alarm phenomenon, ridicule.

We will not be at all popular because we are supposed to take this seriously. I guess we have now come full circle because this all started in the land of fables with Hans Christian Andresen in Copenhagen. Isn’t irony sweet?

Prediction 20, the hero ends up in court claiming that it really was just a Green Frog your Honor, how was I to know that kissing it would turn it into a handsome Prince!