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Final briefing on same sex marriage : Comments
By Alan Austin, published 8/3/2011This transcript is just in from the Pearly Gates. Our source, Alan Austin, has dreamed a dream.
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It was on sexual deviation. The church was full. Everyone hoped for directions. The church has all the anwers, or so they were being told time after time. At the end of the sermon he tested the congregation.
"All those who have been guilty of he-heing please leave the building now."
half walked out guilty as hell.
"And now , please also leave the building if you've been she-sheing."The other half walked out. There remained one solitary soul. The priest gave God the glory forsuch a good man.
"Thank God,son, for you goodness."
"hold on father You've got rid of all the he-he'ers and the she-she-ers but you havent said anything about the me-me-ers."
There you go!!
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