I read this article twice.
The description says "humour and satire".
I'm afraid the satire was too subtle for me.

Barney

I have no problem with the hamburger munchers, provided they give me a chip now and then, and don't leave sauce on the seats. It's the morons with money that make me want to hide in the library. Why do people think that brains and wealth are the same thing? Or do they think that wealth can buy brains? I would much rather lecture in a fume of salt and vinegar than mark essays with remedial English, no ideas and references that begin "A Bloke I met at Mummy's Garden Party."

Brennan