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Alan B.

Meanwhile why not check out the essay by Mel Gurtov and Larry Kirsch titled Israel's "Religious" Terrorists - I added the inverted comma's to the title.

Why has the sun risen today? Well of course, it was quick out to greet me!
Why has the moon gone red and covered its face? Well of course, it was jealous of my brightness.
Why has this bear in the forest not hunt that particular squirrel? Well of course, it knows that I am fond of it.
Why has Donald Trump declare his candidacy yesterday? Well of course, it was to celebrate my birthday.
Why did Putin not sent a missile on this village yesterday? Well of course, he was busy deciding which jacket to wear for my birthday.

I was planning to have a chocolate cake and even Anthony Albanese did not oppose it in the slightest - that must be because he admires me!

Why does OLO continue to publish my rubbish every week? They must be aware that I am the greatest genius ever born, so much that every gram of my excrement is worthy of adoration!

Yes, why did King Abdullah fail to participate in that conference?
- Well of course, out of deference to the author's scheme, what else could it possibly be?!