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Can the Federal Government learn anything from the Melbourne Cup? : Comments
By Tom Quirk, published 4/11/2015The Melbourne Cup shows why governments and taxpayers lose by trying to pick winners.
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Monies would be limited to $2.3 million in small bills and 3 hours over normal lunch will be appointed per diem.
In order to improve the performance of Treasury Officials (Senior Punters Grades 8A) the full facilities of the Bureau of Statistics will be assigned.
Also supercomputers from the Australian Signals Directorate (ASD) should be made available to generate appopriate sure bet algorithms. Brute force attacks will be limited to State TABs and bank accounts of Racing Identities and Ministers.
Only 15% Commissions will recompense winning Punters Grade 8A.
I understand that a Cabinet Directive has been issued accordingly.
Mizz Fiona Gruntfutuck
Punter Grade 8A
Department of Treasury
BARTON ACT 2600