Tear down a Rhodes statue? What would you replace it with?

Say a very attractive copulating couple; with the very well endowed female welded in place on top, huge symbolism!?

And with a caption underneath reading, makin a nation, one Papuan at a time?

I don't think many would try to tear that down, albeit, one or two blokey blokes might try to turn it over, or just stand to attention?
Rhrosty.