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I understand Professor Nincompoop who was recently appointed head of Modern Australian Development, MAD for short, has made that very problem his life's work. Pr. Nincompoop suggests that we buy several 100 megaton unused atomic bombs from a large unnamed friendly alley located somewhere between the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans. Pr. Nincompoop has calculated the location for Australia's first man made volcano should be a safe distance from the national capital, Canberra, located about 10km from the city centre would be ideal. According to Pr. Nincompoop the resultant blast from the detonation of these several A-bombs will only be slightly larger that the explosion of the island of Krakatoa in 1883, and will result in our very own man made volcano twice the size of Mt. Vesuvius.
Indy, you thought you were going to miss out, no you're not. The army of old folk from the Seniors National Service will be tasked with transporting all that unwanted rubbish up Mount Nincompoop (named in honour of the good professor) for disposal. With backpacks loaded with spent plutonium and a cut lunch our hardy oldies will joyfully undertake on our behalf the disposal of all that nasty stuff up there in Mount Nincompoop. Problem solved!