Come on Foxy, the only thing that makes Victorian roads any safer is because the traffic is always stationary behind some damn fool stopped tram.

Labor is working hard to make Melbourne traffic slower than Sydney's.

Shadow Minister,

They'd have to work very hard to do that.
Victoria's roads are wider and less conjested.

Dear Hassie,

Do you realize that in Victoria we have roads
in the countryside, the bush, the mountains,
and all the way down the coast.

Haven't you heard of The Great Ocean Road?
No trams there, only whales and dolphins in
the distance. Whale watching is a favourite
attraction at certain times of the year.

Ever watch "The Great Outdoors"on TV?

This morn I was in Inverell and an ambulance was approaching at speed with all lights flashing, it started to slow down and then I realized that among the very bright flashes of RED and BLUE there was a tiny amber light tellin me that it wanted to turn, so I gave way.

As it passed in front of me I read EMERGENCY AMBULANCE on the side; funny, I thought that all ambulances were emergency vehicles.

Is Mise,

Not all of them use their sirens unless it really
is a matter of life and death.