Hi Foxy,

Not knowing any of the Forumites personally, it good to imagine what you think the real person behind the nick might looks and acts like in real life. In ttbn I see an Albert Steptoe type, living with Harold, possible Albert's twin brother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drAsq2NvJv8

Paul,

Thanks for the laugh. I've just finished reading it out to my wife, who thinks you are a dick, but she doesn't have my sense of humour. I'm more of a Doberman than a ferret, and I'm a Mitch Dowd boxer shorts man, who avoids el-cheapo shops like Kmart and others where you have to line up with houseos and do your own checking out.

I'm not embarrassed about trying to help a person with backbone to get a conservative party off the ground (even if he was personally a dick like you). And, I don't have to mention the experience because you are always doing it for me. I think you have the hots for Cory. If you want to perv on him, he is on Sky News. Myself, I don't bother with failures. It's Pauline or nobody now.

Back to your petrol pump saga. You should put the words to music. It would make a good ballad, with you imaginging yourself as leader of the pack, surrounded by bikers in leathers, hot rods, and chicks in bobby socks and pony tails. You are probably not old enough to remember that stuff.

Hi Paul,

I do have images of certain people in my mind, I
must admit. It's hard not too - when you read their
posts. The only person that I really know what he
looks like is Graham Young. I would have loved to
have seen Poirot, Susie, and Belly, and so many
others who are no longer with us. I'd love to see
what Joe (Loudmouth) looks like. What you look like,
Steele, Banjo Paterson, and many others. Some of
course I'd prefer not to know. That's the saving
of anonymity - I guess.

Perhaps it's just as well.

ttbn, I wont post anything insulting towards your wife, after all she is married to you, and is most likely a very nice person, unfortunately we all have our cross to bare, hers is you. Hopefully with any kind of luck for the wife, she lives in Perth and you in Darwin. And since your phone is a antique Marconi wireless set, communication might be difficult.

I recall post after post of yours extolling the virtues of Cory Banana, don't tell me the torrid love affair has waned. True love never runs smooth.

You are not a true conservative "sense of humour" a true conservative does not have a sense of humour, its all doom and gloom. So you see yourself as a dog, a Dopyman dog, okay see you in the dog show.

I BEAR my crosses. Apparently you like yours naked (BARE). Glad I'll never have to see my Paul cross in that state.

My thinks you are a soft cuddly bear ttbn, with a head full of stuffing.