Paul, why thank you for your heart felt recommendations.
If I may ask you, some time soon, so as to give fair and due consideration to your suggestions, that as you speak so highly of the place, you must have stayed there for a time, so I am curious to know what it's like.
No need to answer right now, at your leisure will be fine.

Paul,

What in particular can you recommend from your stay at the 'Fairy Fruitcake Sanatorium' in Dillsville?

ALTRAV and SHADOW

The 'Fairy Fruitcake Sanatorium' in Dillsville is an establishment of world renown, not familiar, how odd. A world leader in the treatment of the affliction that poor ALTRAV suffers, the medical term being "Hallucination-Delusion", poor ALTRAV suffers most severely from that particular form of apoplexy, thus his continual references to maggots, soft cocks, neuters and jelly brains

Shadow, I though you would be most familiar with The Fairy Fruitcake Sanatorium, having had occasion to check yourself in more than once, checking in when your own delusional state of mind has beset your good self. Do not recall, that is understandable it is the much needed sedatory drugs that causes such forgetfulness on your part.

Paul,

I have never been to dillsville as it is infested with greens.

Now, now, for those that don't know, "repeated derogatory taunts" is a legislated form of violence, and if we're not all careful "Pauline" will get her "knickers in a twist" and "her titties in a tangle" and have us all "V.R.O.'ed" by the magistrates kangaroo court.

LOL

ROFL

HaHaHa

And we musn't say that "Pauline" provoked us, because that would just be us trying to minimise "our guilt."

HaHaHa

And because she's got nought but a "goat's beard" between her legs, we musn't say anything adverse about "Pauline" at all, because that would be "victim blaming." Tsk, tsk!

LOL

It's not like a car crash after all where a portion of blame most often goes both ways

(except say in cases such as "rear-ending" ;-) )

<snicker, snicker>

But no, no, gentlemen, be not deluded by such notions of "natural justice" as women do not lie. If they accuse someone, they must be guilty.

ROFL

In fact, one wonders why we have women's prisons at all?

Clearly something is wrong!

Pauline! Pauline!!

I think the "hairy-backed host" will have to be summoned to do better on that one.

HaHaHa

What a ...ing joke this country is.