The biggest clown in the New South Wales Parliament, Transport Minister Andrew Constance has done it again. Not content with making a total cock up of the rail system, and doing his best to bring on a train drivers strike, the fool has fallen fowl once again. Firstly, he wastes $100,000 of taxpayer money running some dumb arse competition to name Sydney's newest ferry. The ministers silly competition threw up the name of Clean Up Australia's Ian Kiernan, who incidentally has done much to clean up Sydney Harbour where the new ferry operates. I would say Ian Kiernan's name for a ferry on the harbour is a good choice, so did the vast majority of participants in Crazy Constance's $100k competition, Ian Kiernan's name won by a wide margin.

What does 'Cock Up' Constance do, he names the ferry himself, a sort of Captain's Pick, a Captain Dumbo that is, but what a dumb arse name does he choose, wait for it...'McFERRYFACE', sounds more like a stupid ice cream from Macca's, than a ferry! To top it off, the fool minister then claims McFerryface was the popular choice of the people in his competition, no such luck fool. Not only a jerk, but a liar as well!