Whatever you're smoking, I want some.

Dear Shocker,

I watched youtube and I was totally blown away
by your talent. Words for once fail me.
Instead I'll go back and watch the videos again
and again.

You've captured the Southern Gnomeland beautifully.
What a remarkable place it is.

cont'd ...

I had no idea that you're such a talented artist.
Awesome!

Dear Shocker,

You wrote about the Great Southern Gnomeland -
and did it brilliantly along with your video.

I tried to do a similar take on the other
gnome-land up north but didn't do so well.

Anyway, I'll give it one last shot here:

There's a new king in Gnome-land
Who lifts up her glory
The flag of her stars
And the page of her story

This gnome loves to chatter
Doesn't trust news
They're all simply fake
Don't agree with his views

He'll rant and he'll rave
And do what it takes
He'll clean up the land
Get rid of the fakes

But his claims are so many
Little's been done
Won't answer questions
He'll simply run

The gnomes in the South-land
Are free to survive
While we in the North
Aren't able to thrive

We don't have the power
To throw this gnome out
He's friends with red bear
Who's got so much clout

To those in our Congress
We're asking for help
Please do so and quick
Before we get whelped!

I hope that some other posters will join in the fun.
Your blog and your video is worth a read and look.