Beautiful country and hard to pick where one would retire if given choice. Sunshine coast is right up their along with Kiama, Perth, Esperance.

Despite the many exhaustive hours of number crunching, and computer keyboard pounding, Professor Hirum P Bumscratcher has been able to come up with the definitive answer as to where is the best place in Australia to live. Actually there are a number of places, Professor Bumscratcher recommends the elderly retire to Coffin Bay SA, with the close proximity of the towns cemetery being its major attraction, truly offering an alternative life style. The good professor also recommends for those suffering problems of the bowl, Innaloo WA is an ideal location, with its fine array, and most conveniently located, public toilets, "handy when you need on", said the professor. For those wanting to see more of Australia in its natural splendor Professor Bumscratcher could not take his eyes off the topless beach at Tittyview Vic, a must see for those wanting take it all in, like me! said the learned and perverted professor.

But seriously folks "home is where the heart is and like the famous old song says "Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home;"