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And here's another one I just remembered:
One Saturday evening in mid June a very important Celebratory
Dinner was held at the famous Sheraton Hotel in Phoenix,
Arizona to honour the various American Indian tribes. The
Chiefs of the various tribes attended, all in their splendid
costumes, with full feathered headgear, et cetera.
Many famous celebrities had been invited as guests to this
event, and among them was the famous American comedian,
Billy Crystal.
Well, the way Billy tells the story, he found himself sitting
at the dinner table, next to one of the feathered Indian
Chiefs, and feeling somewhat uncomfortable, Billy tells us,
"I didn't know how to talk to this guy. The only thing that
I knew about American Indians was what I had seen in
American Western movies. So all night during dinner, I spoke
like "Tonto" to this guy, you know:
"You pass 'em butter.
You pass 'em bread.
You like 'em have more wine?"
And so on."
This went on all night until it came to "speech-time."
This guy stood up and made the most eloquent speech
I'd ever heard in the English language. Sheer poetry.
When he'd finished, he sat
back down next to me, turned to me with a sweet smile and asked:
"You like 'em speech?"