Gday Dick me again, your scream woke me, thought you would be used to it by now.
Johny climbing into bed and curling up at your feet I mean.
Leave him there mate ts been a tough month.
Struth you should have seen his missus teaching him to plant trees!
Dicky me old pal a lot of us Aussies are awake tonight.
Just cannot sleep, young Dave Hicks you know, blokes no hero to some of us.
Some say he is a drongo, you know Aussie term means a bit like George Bush.
But fair dinkum 5 Years?
5 years in a yank cell without trial?
Bloke heard that Aussie term fair go mate?
Lets do a Deal, here, now!
While you scratch Johny's belly, no Dick its not like that!
Yes I know about the bloke who wanted to go all the way with LBJ!
Ring the lad, ring GWB we all know he does what you tell him.
Send Dave home!
Goodonya Richard thanks bloke!

Gday Dick I am back betcha missed me,yes I can help with that problem but first a question OK?
Haliburton is that how you spell it? chairman of the board aren't you?
You had a few Indonesians working over here for you in South Australia.
Pay? $40 Australian an hour mate!
That seem fair to you?
OK OK your problem its the hight difference bloke! if John stands along side you arms around you knees his nose has to be about that hight!
Yes I know what Latham said but.
Well yes keep your eye on him.
May I just say good by bloke? we Aussies understand your election is on next year and your chances are like winning the Melbourne cup on a nanny goat none.
Look mate no hard feelings good by and good riddance

Yes know you are on the plane Dick sorry but John needs you!
His missus is flogging him!
Did you have to say it?
Oh we know us pulling the pin and coming home from Iraq will not damage the relation ship, but did you have to say it?
Yes yes you had to get on side with Kevin yes I know he is a shoe in but.
Johns missus it was on the list of things to do she gave John before she moved into the spare room for his visit.
Tell him not to say anything to help those other beggars!
Mate, pal, get on the phone say anything John is in pain
Hey just one thing! on election night here the song, it will be by by by by Johny good by.
By Dick thanks for the help.