Exammy, it is so good that we have such a knowing person to show us how wrong we have everything. In fact we could now call you our know all.

How do you ever get that big head off your pillow, it must weigh a ton.

I'm surprised Kruddy doesn't have you over in Sumatera, sorting out our troublesome boat people. He's got himself into such a mess, he's looking like a bl@@dy idiot. Mate of yours isn't he?