Kevin 747 and Julia Avatar would appoint Malcolm as Govener

Bob Brown become the CEO of BHP

RBA would be privatised

Wayne would compose a song

Howard becomes first President

We couldnt go wong could we

Dear Aro,

It would be nice if we could
divert unprecedented energy
and resources to the real problems
that face us globally,
including poverty, disease,
overpopulation, injustice, oppression,
and the devastation of our natural
environment.

If our ultimate choice could be to
enhance the life on this beautiful
planet on which all of us share our
adventure.

You gave me a hearty chuckle aro.Actually I used to bag Julia Gillard,yet she seems to have more diligence,balls and common sense than Kevin could muster in his wildest dreams.Julia could well become our first female PM.The boring mono tones used to really annoy me,but Julia has developed certain subtle charisma that is now appealing to me.

Wouldn't it be good if

We had sufficient information regardfing global warming to make up our own minds?

Email me on jmcribbes@bigpond.com for my latest Internet reference list as well as a copy of the email that Lord Monckton sent Penny Wong.

Gee Arjay, where have you been?

Locked up in a Tibetan monastery, for the last 10 years, on a bottle of Viagra a day, would be my best guess.

You poor man.

Wouldn't it be nice if...

Public servants focused more on doing the core work than making sure they used to right colour pen, stapled in the rights place and attended the right number of meetings.

Customers and customer serivice staff were polite to each other al thee time - it's not their fault you had a bad day.

Banks stopped justifying recorsd profits when they fly staff to parties and supply limousines out of the shareholders profits.

Australia stayed Australian instead of becoming ever more bound by foreignisms (mainly American at the moment).

We all took the time to take time! Why rush everywhere? I'd rather be 5 minutes late than DEAD on time.

Neighbours knew each other and helped each other.

Sorry - I can't resist:

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know it's gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

Happy times together weve been spending
I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldn't it be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Baby then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
We could be married
And then we'd be happy

Wouldn't it be nice

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But let's talk about it
Wouldn't it be nice

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=L--cqAI3IUI

Yay Cadburys
A Glaaaaaasssss and a Haaaaaaaaalf in every Barrrrrrrr

Wouldn't it be nice if ...

1) If just once we could see the
headline, "Psychic Wins Tattslotto."

2) If doctors would stop calling
what they do, "practice."

3) If we could have mouse-flavoured
cat food.

4) If Noah would have swatted those
two mosquitos.

5) If sheep shrank when it rained.

6) If people who order double-cheeseburgers,
and large fries, would stop asking for
"diet cokes."

7) If we were told who tested the dog-food,
when it's marked - "New" and "Flavour Enhanced."

Dear CJ,

This one's for you:

"Wouldn't this old world be better,
If the people we meet would say,
'I know something good about you,'
And then treat us just that way.

Wouldn't it be a truly great thing,
If each handclasp warm and true,
Carried with it this assurance,
'I know good things about you.'

Wouldn't things here be more pleasant,
If the good that's in us all,
Were the only things about us,
That people bothered to recall.

Wouldn't life be lots more happy,
If we praised the good we see,
For there's such a lot of goodness
In the worst of you and me.

Wouldn't it be nice to practice,
This fine way of thinking too,
'You know something good about me,
I know something good about you!'"