Gibo,

I would really like you to open your heart to the Spaghedeity. Just look at this site and your mind will be opened and you may be touched by His noodly appendage.

http://www.venganza.org/

Very persuasive, Suspect.

It's true, Gibo. If you think Deyo's flying saucer conspiracies are persuasive, check out the graph on ocean temperature versus the decrease in pirates.

It's clear evidence, people. A prophecy of the worst kind.
Unless we get more pirates back in the ocean, we're on a collision course with doom.

(...................grabs wooden leg, eye patch, parrot, rubber dingy, and races to door.......)