Salutations Nuremberg Dan,

Did the mention of a person of African decent raise your heckles, did it reinforce your long held belief that the Aryan race is doomed, with an influx of non appropriate people to this wonderful land of "Lebensfroh". OR, was it a case of your last delivery of a beloved and rare Wagner LP, being broken in the post?

Bonger1405.

“Did the mention of a person of African decent raise your heckles”.

Well yes it did.

A more useless unproductive lot it would be hard to find, but I’m sure the seething black mass will be very comfortable in the new ants nest among our black indigenous, and will add a new dimension to the parcel un-delivery services. Maybe we should address our mail in Swahili and bless it with Bantu magic potion.

Nuremberg Dan,

Did I tell you I most likely have Bantu (East African) ancestors through my Mauritanian great, great grandmother. You may think you are a dinky-di Omo Man, whiter than white, pure as the driven snow, and all that. BUT, lurking in your DNA may well be BLACK, and dare I say it, ARAB, or heaven forbid, ASIAN ancestry, that would be a blow! AND to think you were in line for this years HH Merit Award. Just can't trust the purity of people these days!

Well Bonger, I really can’t wait for the Multicultural parcel services of Australia, to employ the much vaunted addition to BLM Parcel service, the Palestinian Freedom Express delivery services.

Well trained as they are, from their delivery service experience in Gaza, where they demonstrated their motor cycle riding expertise delivering hostages, living and dead, to the infamous Terror tunnels: What more brilliant grounding in reliability and experience under pressure could eclipse them.

With Abanese and Wong rooting ( I use that word loosely), for their team as they do, ( and probably will less figuratively, as a show of classless idiocy), when Uncle Donald finishes his lavish extravaganza in the ME.

Think, if you can, a Palestinian and ten yo son riding pillion , both brandishing AK 47’s for security of our parcels, riding to your front door to please your wife with another TMU bargain, delivered just in time to rip the crucifix from around her neck before crying Ali Akbar and God save the King.

Nuremberg Dan,

That would be better than the Zionist Parcel Delivery Service. They always arrive on time and at the correct address, the local hospital, school, old folks homes etc. Usually addressed to children, women, and old people. Unfortunately these Zionist parcels have a bad habit of exploding on delivery, killing any innocent person within 100 meters. BTW the ZPDS does not deliver food, medicines, water etc, just bombs!

Bonger 1405.

Why yes Bonger, the Zionists have proved their efficiency in the parcel delivery business by effectively eliminating Hezbollah from its evil grip on Lebanon . All those so small little ( double negative) parcels delivered on time every time, ( double positive)!