I can drive my imported limousine, & everynight consume, exotic cuisine! ‘It's delightful, it's delicious, it's delectable, it's delirious’

And, I can catch each Euro-cup match, & I do my bit on the rolle bolle patch!‘It's de valoop. It's de vinner. It's de voiks. It's de-lovely’

And when I really want to impress, I dress all tribal & wear a headdress!‘It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely‘…it’s …it’s “ D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y” !

Mul-ti-culturalism , ‘you've won my heart, and I've lost my brain’
IT’S DELUSIONAL , IT’S DELLSUIONAL …,IT’S D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L!

[with apologies to Col Porter]

The only diversity that counts -the only diversity that really matters- is the ability to think outside the square-outside convention -and that has bugger-all to do with the roadshow called multiculturalism.

Come to think of it, anyone who swallows holus-bolus the multicultural con job is likely to need a lot of help in thinking independently.

This isn't a short story competition, Shockadelic!

Rainier, aliens *did* abduct me!

They showed me a propaganda film that looked *suspiciously* like Watermelonism.

Then extracted my DNA and mixed it with yours to create a new race of Superhumans, saviours of the planet.

Thank God for interfering know-it-alls!

i believe you, but does your therapist?