aqvarivs, glad you enjoyed it ;)

JamesH, last night my wife and I listen to your radio talk show interview and when he was talking about splitting things up come a divorce my wife said, "you know you never hear of a man being paid from the proceeds of divorce during the court hearing for doing the lawn, cleaning the gutters, or painting the house, etc.. I wonder why we women can arrive at a price tag for living up to our obligations prior to divorce?" When I told her she did everything to earn her three meals a day. That's when she told me she had married me for my cooking. I've never had any money and she makes about three times my salary. :-) On a serious note though I was quite surprised by the statistics he has for the many advantages the American women has over their men folk. It's going to be an interesting time as more and more of the financial responsibility falls on the woman to keep the home and national economy alive and prospering. Maybe the divorce roles will be reversed and men will have an itemised value ready for the courts to consider. Painting the house. Would that be equal to four or five goes at the lawn? And what about sex? You get paid for that don't ya? All of a sudden divorce court is like Christmas. :-)

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:
"Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00."

lol aqvarivs.

Now you had better make a good show of repenting to wholier than thou on these blogs.