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Is heaven real? : Comments

By Peter Sellick, published 16/8/2006

The church is divided between those who know too much about heaven and those who are uncomfortable with it.

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Snout

Heaven is full of animals - I'm not sure if this includes humans or not, but my cat assures me there are lots of birds, although the parrots say there are no cats at all.

;-)
Posted by Scout, Thursday, 7 September 2006 9:36:09 AM
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Here is a little joke on the topic of heaven:

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a
fatal car accident.
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for
St. Peter to process them into Heaven.  
While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in
Heaven?
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.
This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he
leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple
was still waiting. As they waited,
they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what
was the eternal aspect of it all.
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together
FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled.

"Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things
don't work out?
Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a
priest up here!
Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER?
Posted by tao, Thursday, 7 September 2006 1:34:44 PM
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"Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER [in heaven]?" It ain't gonna happen.
Posted by Oliver, Thursday, 7 September 2006 5:08:40 PM
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A few of us may like to believe we are in swan heaven for a few weeks after that brilliant game against the eagles. Micky pulling up close faces at a section of the crowd after scoring the winning goal was priceless........ this goal coming from their own goal line with half the team contributing and in the final minutes was sensational. Phew ... skill, speed, teamwork, ........ amazing game.
Posted by Keiran, Sunday, 10 September 2006 10:22:12 PM
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Rugby (Union) is the game played in heaven so they say... Rugby (League) is grounded on our earth as the weekly re-enactment of human behaviour across millenia (pitched battle : the good and the bad depending on who you support ) ... Aussie Rules is a scoreathon as a community event
Posted by boxgum, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 1:06:22 PM
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