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Aussie, aussie, aussie! Leggy blue-eyed blondes rule! : Comments
By Tim Wallace, published 20/6/2005Tim Wallace takes finds out what it takes to be a Miss Universe Beauty Pageant winner like Australian Jennifer Hawkins.
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Add to that a generous proportion of mammary endowment to help suckle young, and remind men of whats between your buttocks, a gynaecoid pelvis (36,24,36 shape in the old money) and presto...the testosterone is flowing.
Now add a Scandanavian mongoloid face with high cheakbones, a normal dental occlusion (no malocclusion) and healthy teeth to chew seal hides for clothes....adds to the allure. Clean, healthy skin and shiny oestrogenic hair with no parasites, no facial hirsutism (hairiness) to indicate Stein-Leventhal syndrome which is associate with infertility and polycystic ovaries....are we getting hot baby...pour the Moet et Chandon and light the candles..
Now, IQ is another matter. As long as our leggy baby has enough neurones to have sex and light a fire, we are OK. We don't want any woman brighter than ourselves...and women like smart, witty men who are good at trapping and killing mammoths and painting the cave wall on boring nights in winter when the TV reception is poor, the ratings are finished and the gloss of sex has worn off.
P.S. The commonest cause of a failure of male-female relationships is difference in IQ but as long as we have reproduced before we realise that, Mother Nature is happy. The lure has worked.
Epilogue: This is what it's all about and don't kid ourselves it's not. Dark skinned Latin women who dance the Samba add zest to the forbidden fruit. I'll go off and dream of Penelope Cruise now.