Correction of a correction! <our reports was written as our exports!> Grammarly is so "helpful"!
Alan B.

Leslie, you're a legend! With that much informed insight!? Why the bloody hell ain't you running the country?

I mean, who needs sanity at the helm? We could all go dancing in our B'day suits through meadows in the moonlight and would likely not look any crazier than most of our "senior" parliamentarians? As they lurch from crisis to crisis, feeding the chooks along the way?

Nuclear? No never, oh shite, let's get a few subs?

But no never nuclear power or weapons! Well, you can actually be half pregnant old chap, doncha know?

Hey Bill I didn't know you cared? Oops, te he, what is that daisy doing there? And Bill, how'd you do that from over there?
Alan B.