The EU could be useful when China : US are are doing a shoulder-charge punch-up. A wool-beef-coal-iron drought would really cut into banks profits and pollie perks.

Your policies are like a strangler vine on every nation it touches.
You creep in and slowly grow and become attached to your host in a manner for which there is no escape; and then you strangle it to death and leave it a rotten husk of it's former self, only left standing because the strangler vine itself strengthened and intertwined itself around it.

I don't want NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF YOUR CRAP if there's no escape clause for the Australian people when they get fed up with your dictatorship.