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Sexual misconduct, non-apologies and trial by social media : Comments
By Mal Fletcher, published 29/11/2017'Respect for ourselves guides our morals,' wrote the Irish novelist Laurence Sterne. 'Respect for others guides our manners'.
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I mean it's all furry boring. Particularly when you are the one looking at the ceiling, waiting for her to finish.
What gets my rocks off is when she climaxes in that position and is virtually paralysed with pleasure.
And has meant, I've never ever had to ask for intimacy from an intimate partner!
Just seem to have run out of desirable partners. Been regularly propositioned by ones with faces only mothers could love. Bodies like barrels with legs and others almost as attractive as the north end of a southbound camel And a similarly dispositioned mouth! And it's at these times I value my status as a, single again, male.
A roll in the hay is all well and good if the partner is safe! Not built like a Mack truck or is heavier than a pavement flattening steam roller!
And just takes all the fun out of it and has one looking for a phone and triple zero rescue crew!
e.g., Ambulance crew. Q: Is that a lump in the mattress?
Me. A: I am that lump in the mattress! Help!