You've got this just about right LEGO, but there is one important point to add to your "Buggins Law of Social Workers" where social workers augment the problem.

The fact is that the number of social problems has to increase every year to fill the case book of every social worker graduated from a university each year.

To improve this we must totally defund humanities departments in all universities. We all ready have more social workers than we can afford, or could possibly ever use productively this centaury.