Women is strange. You take my tip; I'm wise.
I know enough to know I'll never know
The 'uman female mind, or wot su'prise
They 'as in store to bring yer boastin' low.
They keep yeh guessin' wot they're up to nex',
An' then, odds on, it's wot yeh least expecks.
From "A woman's way", Rose of spanglers

There's a wife for yeh! Wouldn't any bloke
Feel great to 'ear 'is wife to say things like that?
I know I've earned it; but it knocked me flat.
"Been lucky in 'er man" That's 'ow she spoke.
"The dear ole simple block'ead," sez Doreen.
"'E's reel good 'earted, though 'e's orful green,"
From " Listener's Luck", Rose of spanglers

Well done, Mr Young! To publish this article on OLO requires bravery and an appreciation of an interesting example of creative writing.

It sure beats the endless Left-versus-Right or Is-there-a-God? paradigms.