Yeah, that's the problem: too many dam people!

What we need is a nuclear war, clear the world of its surplus population. Israel is planning to instigate one in the next few weeks but it's only Iran that is going to be vaporized.

Now, looking across the world, who should we start with? Can't be Americans because they are exceptional. Can't be the British because they are too cultured. Can't be Israelis because they are God's Children. Can't be gays because that would look like discrimination. It can't be based on skin colour because the white races might be outvoted.

Gee, what to do? I'm not Solomon.