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Why have a Global Atheist Convention? : Comments
By David Nicholls, published 3/4/2012Religion has gone too far and it is up to the non-religious to let them know that.
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Yes, and all that water came from .... well, not from the oceans, otherwise they would have been emptied, while the mountains were being covered with water - otherwise, what would have been the point of gathering all those pairs of animals, if there was going to be any dry land anywhere ?
And afterwards, the water flowed away to ..... to the oceans ?
I guess God giveth and God taketh away. Maybe Heaven is actually made up of half a billion cubic miles of water, and more, and God used that. Or perhaps matter cannot be created or destroyed except by God ?
And if it rained for forty-odd days non-stop, how long would it take all that water to evaporate away, from 29,000-foot mountains, at, say, a foot a day ? Well, I suppose 29,000 days, or about eighty years, not counting winters when evaporation might have slowed down. Lucky that Noah and all those old guys lived for two and three hundred years, don't you think ?
Speaking of old guys, where was Mathuselah by this time ? Yes, he lived for 960 years or so, but was he knocked off by the Flood ? I'll have to check back all the begats and life-spans.
So how much food would Noah need to keep his multitude of pairs of animals, no doubt breeding at their usual rates, for a few days PLUS forty days PLUS eighty years ? Did he cull the numbers so that he always had just the two of each ? Did he chuck the rest over the side ? The multitude of mosquitoes and blow-flies included ?
A charming fairy story, the point of which was more important than the details, i.e. that people should be faithful to their gods, otherwise they will be stuck in a stinking boat for eighty years or more, constantly feeding filthy and complaining animals.
It's all great fun !
Cheers,
Joe